You know how when you're busy unpacking boxes, you get a little hungry and feel like a snack? Sadly, nothing around to eat, but wait! Look what you just found! A packet of delicious silica gel!!
But just as you're about to chow down, you notice the words you never want to see: "DO NOT EAT." You have no choice but to go back to unpacking your boxes, hungry and disappointed.
Not any more!
My new invention: EDIBLE SILICA GEL!!
Get in on the ground floor while you still can. Invest now and you may share in the incredible wealth I am soon to receive.
Here is my plan of action:
1) Purchase a bunch of silica gel packs (this is where my investors come in)
2) Purchase a black Sharpie (again, investors)
3) Using the black Sharpie, cross out the word "NOT" on each and every silica gel pack
4) Silica gel is now a tasty treat!
5) PROFIT
Don't delay. Act now!!!
